My Friend Of Misery

Madness... is like gravity. All it takes is a little... Push!


Eskilere dair en güzel anılardan biri de benim için Guybrush Threepwood adlı karakterin yer aldığı The Curse Of Monkey Island adlı oyundur. Oynarken gülmekten karnınıza ağrılar girmesini mi anlatayım, karmaşık olup da zaman zaman saç baş yoldurduğunu mu anlatayım, yoksa derslerden fırsat bulup da soluğu başında almamı mı. Nedendir bilinmez bu oyundaki sıcaklığı daha sonra oynadığım hiç bir bilgisayar oyununda bulamadım. Hiç kuşkusuz, 20. yüzyılın sonlarında ortaya konmuş epik bir şaheser olan bu oyun, oynayan herkesin hayran kaldığı düello sahnesindeki repliklerle hatırlanır. İşte size güzel bir nostalji...

Ayrıca oyun elden geçirilmiş yeni hali ile The Secret Of Monkey Island Special Edition olarak da geri dönecekmiş ilgilenenlere duyurulur!


-every enemy i have met, i've annihilated!
-with your breath, i'm sure they all suffocated.

-you're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
-i look that much like your fiancée?

-killing you would be justifiable homicide!
-then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.

-you're the ugliest monster ever created!
-if you don't count all the ones you've dated.

-i'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
-when i'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.

-would you like to be buried, or cremated?
-with you around, i'd rather be fumigated.

-coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
-is that your face? i thought it was your backside.

-when your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
-at least mine can be identified.

-you can't match my witty repartee!
-i could, if you would use some breath spray.

-i have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
-you would have, but you were always running away.

-en garde! touché!
-oh, that is so cliché.

-throughout the caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated!
-too bad they're all fabricated.

-i can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated!
-then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.

-i'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
-your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated

-heaven preserve me! you look like something that's died!
-the only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde

-i'll hound you night and day!
-then be a good dog, sit! stay!

-my attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
-with your breath, i'm sure they all suffocated.

-you have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
-i look that much like your fiancée?

-when i'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
-then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.

-your looks would make pigs nauseated!
-if you don't count all the ones you've dated.

-your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
-when i'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.

-i give you a choice. you can be gutted, or decapitated!
-with you around, i'd rather be fumigated.

-never before have i faced someone so sissified!
-is that your face? i thought it was your backside.

-you're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
-at least mine can be identified.

-nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
-i could, if you would use some breath spray.

-i have never lost a melee!
-you would have, but you were always running away.

-your mother wears a toupee!
-oh, that is so cliché.

-my skills with a sword are highly venerated!
-too bad they're all fabricated.

-your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
-then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.

-i can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated!
-your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated

-nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
-the only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde

-you'll find i'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
-then be a good dog, sit! stay!


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